Page 46 of Wicked Love

Weston

LOL. He hightailed it out of the house when Rhodes stuck an ice cube down his shirt the last time we were all together.

Rhodes

He swapped out my water for Sprite and filled my bowl of chili with El Yucateco habanero sauce. That shit only takes a little bit to spice things up and I think he just dumped it in the bowl.

Henley

I wondered why you were chasing him.

Rhodes

Yeah, don’t feel sorry for him. He was just fine.

Penn

I thought he was gonna pee his pants waiting for you to try the chili. I’m glad I was around to witness that.

Rhodes

Where is the loyalty? Bowie? You gonna let them talk this shit with me?

I think I might have it all on video.

I chuckle to myself and then wait for the onslaught of texts.

They don’t disappoint.

Rhodes

No fucking way. Where’s the fuckin’ respect?

Penn

I just choked on my burrito. I’m glad I didn’t have El Yucateco on it because some came up my nose.

Weston

You guys should take this bit on the road. So fucking funny.

Rhodes

I’m not even trying to be funny!

Penn

I wasn’t either, and hot damn, my nose burns like the bowels of Lucifer.

Henley

It’s like a front-row seat to SNL when someone really good is on and even the cast can’t stop laughing…but free!

These guys. I swear. My chest and head feel lighter just from this crazy thread.

Rhodes

Okay, I checked and I can be there for a little while. It’ll feel good to do something active outside of the gym.

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