Page 73 of The Way We Collide

Nice try. I can run rings around all of you with Dylan on my back.

Logan

Don’t you mean Liv?

Garrett

Liv, Kimmie, anybody.

What’s a dip-tet? Sounds like something for fleas.

Jack

It’s the diphtheria-tetanus shot, but I don’t think they give it to babies anymore. Did Gigi get a dip-tet?

Garrett

It’s a line from Raising Arizona.

Oh yeah, I forgot that movie!

Swiping on my phone, I send a quick text to Raven.

We should add Raising Arizona to our watch list.

Pink

The Cohen Brothers are brilliant, but it’s kind of loud for bedtime.

Garrett mentioned the dip-tet—should we be doing that?

Pink

IDK, but we do need to find a pediatrician here.

I don’t want her getting a shot. If she cries…

Pink

Why are you texting me—aren’t you in the kitchen?

I’m frowning at my phone, thinking about my baby girl in a sterile doctor’s office, when a text notification from Garrett appears on the screen.

Garrett

Gigi is in the 95th percentile for height.

With a dad like you, I’m not surprised.

Garrett

What’s that supposed to mean?

You’re a big guy, Sasquatch. Even Liv’s tall for a girl.

Garrett

Are you insulting my baby girl?

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