Rosie: Shit. I shouldn’t have said that. Please delete that text.
Daniel: No.
Rosie: What do you mean no?
Daniel: I’ll delete it if you say yes to my next question.
Rosie: No, I won’t go out with you.
Daniel: That wasn’t my question.
Rosie: We’re not sleeping together.
Daniel: Again, wasn’t going to ask that. Bet you feel awkward now.
Rosie: I do.
Daniel: Good. How about if I ask those questions now?
Rosie: You can’t help yourself, can you?
Why am I smiling at my phone? This man is annoying.
Daniel: I have a better idea and if you say yes, I promise to never hit on you again.
Rosie: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel: Harsh.
Rosie: I’m sure your ego is big enough to deal with that.
Daniel: It’s not the only big thing.
Rosie: I walked right into that.
Daniel: Yeah, you did.
Rosie: What was the question?
Daniel: Fine. I have a cottage in Kent that I need furniture for. I bought it renovated but it’s empty and I haven’t had time to fit it out, except for art on the walls.
Rosie: That wasn’t at all what I thought you were going to ask.
Daniel: Ivy is busy planning her wedding, and after seeing your work, I think you’d be the right person for the job.
Rosie: Wow. Thanks, I really appreciate that.
Rosie: You really mean it? This isn’t a joke.
Daniel: I don’t joke about business. I promise I won’t cross the line with you. It may not look like it, but I try not to mix business and pleasure.
Daniel: Can we start over, again, again?
Rosie: Like we did at lunch?
Daniel: Yes.
Rosie: Fine.