Fuck. I hate when he’s right and it’s me being stupid.
That Ass: now i know why i’ve been a psycho all week
Top Me: What happened?
That Ass: i might have cried all over my coach.
Top Me: You cried all over your coach?
That Ass: i said might! it gives me deny built addy
Top Me: It gives you what?
That Ass: the right to an attorney to pled my case
I have a headache.
Top Me: Can we go back to your coach?
That Ass: dont bring him in2 this
That Ass: hes basically my dad
That Ass: u cant speak against him
Top Me: since when do you have daddy issues?
Top Me: I’ll be there in ten minutes. Is there somewhere we can meet to talk before the game?
That Ass: is this a trap?
Top Me: I’m your boyfriend.
Teddy takes a screen shot.
Top Me: Did you screen shot that because I called you my boyfriend? That’s cute.
That Ass: i did it for evidence. in case i go missing
Top Me: For fuck’s sake. Tell me where to meet you.
Teddy sends a location.
Teddy takes a screen shot.
Top Me: If you go missing, I’ll have your phone!
That Ass: thats so smart. no 1-der ur so good at this
Top Me: Good at what?!
That Ass: touché.
“I hid my phone, so if you disappear me, it’s still out there.”
“If you hid it, how is anyone else going to find it?”
“Fuck. How do you know so much about disappearing people?”