“What does Reddit have to do with Dr. Pepper? And why does it matter, you said you don’t have any.” We’re getting off topic.
“DP does not mean Dr. Pepper. I expected that Reddit would have taught you that.”
“Oh. What does it mean, then? Digital photography? Duck party? Decorating Pluto?” I’m running out of ideas here.
“Double penetration. DP means double penetration.”
I scratch my head and try to picture that. “So like…a threesome?”
“It can be. But those don’t have to include DP.”
Why are we talking about sex? I just want cookies. I made sure not to fill up on the food so I could eat the farking cookies. “You’re really hurting my skull jello right now.”
“Big same, my love.”
“I want cookies.” I open my mouth really wide and point to it. “In my mouth hole.”
“Cookies? Then why are you asking me to double stu—ooooh!” He laughs and falls into my chest, wrapping his arms around my middle. “You meant double stuffed Oreos.”
“Yes! Cookies! I want cookies with the extra cream. Why are you asking if I want a threesome?”
“My sweet Bear.” Rhys gives me a soft smile and cups my cheek with a sigh. “I love you.”
“I love you too! Now feed me cookies!”
“Baby, I don’t have any cookies, not the kind you want. We only have fortune cookies.”
I shake my head and point to the cabinet. “They’re in there and it has beenvery hardfor me to wait to eat them, so chop-chop buddy!”
Rhys grabs the cookies and settles back between my thighs. I open my mouth and stick out my tongue like Lancelot did when Osha said to ask nicely to be double stuffed. It was hot as fuck.
“Double stuffed can also mean double penetration,” Rhys tells me as he puts the cookie on my tongue. “A double penetration can take place during a threesome but it can also be two dildos, a dildo and a plug, or a partner and dildo or plug. Depends on all the parts involved.”
I chew my delicious cookie and think about that. “So basically two dick shaped things inside of one person at the same time?”
“Yes.” He leans in closer, dragging his scratchy chin up my neck. “And when you put two cocks in one hole—” he grinds against me “—the stretch is amazing.”
That sounds hot too. And it makes a lot more sense now why all the guys were laughing at Wolfe double stuffing people.
Rhys sucks on my neck then drags his teeth over the same spot, setting off hair boners all over my body.
“I wanna try that too but we have to have another name for it cause DP will always be Dr. Pepper.”
EPILOGUE
RHYS
“What’s this key for?” Teddy asks while we’re unpacking.
I glance up from where I’m sitting on the floor. It must have slipped out of the envelope. “It’s a key to a safe deposit box.”
Teddy’s body language changes, and he gets defensive. “Why would you need a safe box? Are you scared I’ll hurt you?”
“What?”
“Why would you need a place to hide from me if you’re not scared of me?” Teddy crosses his arms over his chest and it finally clicks.
“NO! It’s not a panic room. It’s a box to keep things safe at a bank.”