Tobi: Like are you going to fake marry him?
Rhys: It’s just dinner and it pisses Oliver off. That feels good right now.
Rhys: I don’t know how long it will last.
I don’t want to try and explain it and upset Teddy. I don’t want to cause more issues between them.
Tobi: I don’t like it.
Tobi: But whatever. I guess it’s kinda funny.
I let out a pent-up breath.
Rhys: Right? So I have to bring him with me.
Rhys: And if it pisses Oliver off bonus points right?
Tobi: I can only imagine how annoying Oliver finds him. I’m related to him and he drives me crazy.
Rhys: At least he’s helpful right?
Tobi: I need a full update when you are done.
Rhys: I’ll text you after.
Tobi: Fuck that. I’m coming over.
Tobi: Let me know when you’re on your way home.
Great. I can’t even get a blow job after dinner.
Rhys: I will be pretty wiped. I have practice tomorrow and need to sleep.
Tobi: I’m not taking no for an answer.
Rhys: When I kick you out because I’m dead tired, you can’t get mad.
Tobi: Whatever.
I feel like a total dick somehow. I know Teddy would agree with me. He doesn’t want Tobi to know, either, but that doesn’t ease my guilt.
Loves My Cock: I can’t believe you haven’t changed my name yet.
Fake Boyfriend: y would i
Loves My Cock: Anyone could look at your phone.
Fake Boyfriend: n e 1 could look at ur phone.
Loves My Cock: It has fake in the name.
Fake Boyfriend: peeps loving my cock is legit
Fake Boyfriend: my cock is the shit.
Loves My Cock: I don’t think that is the compliment you mean it to be.
Fake Boyfriend: not like my name is any better