Page 63 of The Penalty

Tobi: Like are you going to fake marry him?

Rhys: It’s just dinner and it pisses Oliver off. That feels good right now.

Rhys: I don’t know how long it will last.

I don’t want to try and explain it and upset Teddy. I don’t want to cause more issues between them.

Tobi: I don’t like it.

Tobi: But whatever. I guess it’s kinda funny.

I let out a pent-up breath.

Rhys: Right? So I have to bring him with me.

Rhys: And if it pisses Oliver off bonus points right?

Tobi: I can only imagine how annoying Oliver finds him. I’m related to him and he drives me crazy.

Rhys: At least he’s helpful right?

Tobi: I need a full update when you are done.

Rhys: I’ll text you after.

Tobi: Fuck that. I’m coming over.

Tobi: Let me know when you’re on your way home.

Great. I can’t even get a blow job after dinner.

Rhys: I will be pretty wiped. I have practice tomorrow and need to sleep.

Tobi: I’m not taking no for an answer.

Rhys: When I kick you out because I’m dead tired, you can’t get mad.

Tobi: Whatever.

I feel like a total dick somehow. I know Teddy would agree with me. He doesn’t want Tobi to know, either, but that doesn’t ease my guilt.

Loves My Cock: I can’t believe you haven’t changed my name yet.

Fake Boyfriend: y would i

Loves My Cock: Anyone could look at your phone.

Fake Boyfriend: n e 1 could look at ur phone.

Loves My Cock: It has fake in the name.

Fake Boyfriend: peeps loving my cock is legit

Fake Boyfriend: my cock is the shit.

Loves My Cock: I don’t think that is the compliment you mean it to be.

Fake Boyfriend: not like my name is any better

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