Page 33 of Shift the Tide

Pete

that was a tactical error

my body is molting

i’m becoming stronger

Danica

Or just crispier.

Pete named the conversation, “Nose Job Security”.

Maggie

This group chat is harassment, actually. I’ll be billing you all for emotional damages AND rhinoplasty.

Kiera

We’ll pay you back in friendship. And maybe a lifetime supply of sunscreen for Pete.

Pete

this sunburn is a personal growth opportunity

Izzy

Yeah, personally growing new skin.

Danica

Someone please stop them before the dad jokes get worse.

Maggie

Too late. This group chat is officially one giant cringe-fest.

Danica

Miss you guys already.

Kiera

Same! Miss you guys!

Pete

okay, emotions? nope

group hug later

for now, who’s down for a video call next week?

Danica

Only if we can toast Maggie’s "Broken Nose Era."

Maggie

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