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Tag

When hell freezes over

Harlem

@Tag Come on bud, you’re good with kids, they love you

Ryder

What planet are we all living on? Tag good with kids???

Harlem

He held Caprice as a baby, and Ade, and they turned out okay

Ryder

Great, so you’ve probably dropped my son on his head and not said anything

Tag

Fuck off

Harlem

He’s just mad bc kids love him and he’s a grump who won’t admit he secretly likes the attention

Tag

Kids are annoying little germ breeders who spit, cry and smell weird. Also Ade poked me in the eye once and almost blinded me

Manny

Aww poor baby

Cash

Every balloon is counted for, @Tag…

Tag

@Cash You think I’d pop kid’s balloons for the fun of it?

Manny

I wouldn’t put it past you, you are a bit of a beast

Ryder

A monster

Harlem

A giant

Manny

Okay, a soft, lovable, giant beast who swears a lot and never smiles, but they still love you bc deep down they know you have a heart under all that muscle

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