“They’re so stinkin’ cute!”
“I think they had a pretty good chance with the family gene pool.”
We embrace again before I head off to get ready for tonight. Okay, it’s not a date night, I get it. But since Olive ratted me out anyway, there’s no need to keep denying that I still want to look cute. There’s nothing wrong with that. Plus, usually at the live games there’s tons of hot guys there. Two birds, one stone, or something like that.
I have a long soak in the tub; something else I don’t really have time for, and I read some of my book while I soak. Like clockwork, texts start buzzing through my phone. After the third one in a row. I pick it up, smiling to myself when I see who it is.
Bronco
Enemies to lovers. It’s a thing
Bronco
I don’t get why they don’t just bang
Bronco
Okay, they did bang
Bronco
They’re banging a lot
Bronco
I’m never eating a cucumber again
I laugh out loud, putting my book aside as I text back.
Me
Oh, you can’t handle a little ‘vanilla’? Poor baby
Bronco
If this is vanilla, I’m fucked
Me
I did try to warn you there were vegetables involved
Bronco
Now I know what y’all are reading, frankly, I’m shocked
Me
You are not. You just wish you could be more creative with salad
Bronco
Careful, I’m still reeling from the St. Andrews Cross and sex chaise comment
Me
Don’t tell me you didn’t know what those things were?
Bronco