Page 83 of Bronco

It’s the WTF chat, if you really must know

Crystal

I’ll bet all you talk about is exhaust pipes and who can belch the loudest

Me

Wouldn’t you like to know?

Crystal

I want dirt, give me it. I am your sounding board after all

Me

Don’t go sayin’ shit

Crystal

Pinkie promise, my lips are sealed

Me

I mean it

Crystal

I promise! Now spill, asshat!

Me

You’re wrong btw - it’s Amber who’s afraid of commitment

Crystal

So you show her all the ways you can be reliable, it’s not that hard

Me

I’m tryin’

Crystal

So you’re dating?

Me

Yeah, I mean, sorta…

I can’t tell her the whole truth, because even to my ears it sounds pretty lame.

Crystal

What does that mean?

Me

Like I said before – she doesn’t want commitment, and I’m a jealous dick, so we’re perfectly suited

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