Page 146 of Tactically Acquired

Audrey pulled the covers up, giggling as I ran my tongue down her body, circling her navel as I headed for the promised land. Fuck, I had her in bed for the last twenty-four hours and I didn’t plan on leaving anytime soon. I slid my fingers inside her tight pussy, stretching her for my cock. Not that she needed it at this point. I just liked to play with her sweet cunt.

“Slider,” she gasped, grabbing my ears since there was no hair for her to hold onto.

I threw her legs over my shoulders and lifted her ass, feasting on my favorite treat. Fuck, I couldn’t get enough of her. I didn’t let up when she started screaming or when her legs clamped down on my head and suffocated me. I was in paradise.

And I would have stayed there if it weren’t for the pounding of feet on my stairs. I cocked my head, wondering who in the hell would be stupid enough to interrupt my morning with Audrey.

I ducked out from under the covers, making sure my woman was still covered. “Don’t come in?—”

“Slider, where the fuck is breakfast?” IRIS asked, standing in the doorway like he owned the place.

“Excuse me, but do you not see me in bed with my woman?”

“Yeah, and?”

“And I’m busy right now.”

He rolled his eyes at me. “That’s great, but some of us need to be fed.”

“So have your wife feed you.”

“She’s not home.”

That was weird. I glanced at the clock. “It’s only seven in the morning. Where the fuck is she?”

He shrugged like he didn’t care. “The point is, I’m hungry and there’s no fucking food. You’re the cook around here.”

I was about to yell at him to leave when Audrey tossed the cover off her head. “Just make him breakfast. You know he won’t leave until he’s fed.”

IRIS grinned, pointing at my woman, which I took serious offense to. “I like her. She understands me.”

“Can you at least give us the room to get dressed? Or would you like to join us in bed?”

“Dude, I’m not Fox,” he spat, slamming the door behind him as he left.

“Now that he’s gone?—”

But before I could go back to what I was doing, Audrey stopped me, pulling her legs from my body. “Actually, we should just get up.”

“What? No, no getting up.”

“He’s just going to come in here again.”

“I’ll bolt the door.”

“And he’ll blow it up. You know he will.” She got up, walking completely naked over to the closet to grab a robe. She slipped her arms through and closed it in the front. “Might as well go downstairs and get this over with.”

I stormed out of bed and over to her, tearing the robe from her body. “Are you fucking kidding me? There is no way you’re going down there in a robe and nothing else.”

“Why? I live here, don’t I?”

“Yes, but that doesn’t mean you can be naked under that with other men around here.”

She got that cocky look on her face right before she challenged me. “Aren’t I naked under my clothes?”

“No, you have underthings on.”

“Underthings,” she repeated, smiling at me.

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