Page 31 of The Boss Situation

Billie

Funny, because that’s what he said.

I groan, feeling my cheeks heat.

Billie

I wanted to talk to him privately, but a woman arrived with food before I could, so I left.

Harper

Is he seeing someone? Only a girlfriend or a fuck buddy delivers dinner. What did she look like?

Billie

Blonde.

She was very pretty and seemed kind.Blonde. Petite.

Harper

Figures. To confirm, you didn’t beg?

Billie

I won’t. We should be able to have adult conversations without that.

Harper

You and Asher Banks have an adult conversation? NEVER!

Billie

That’s why working with him will be impossible, Harp. I’m sorry.

Harper

I vote you bang it out. Don’t underestimate the power of the pussy. It can make magic happen, trust me.

Billie

Now you’re whoring me out to my worst enemy? Thanks, bestie, but I’m not that desperate yet.

Harper

I’ve heard he’s huge, like porn-star big. I’ve heard some call him Asherconda.

I tuck my lips into my mouth when she sends me a snake emoji.

Billie

Harper. Shut. The. Fuck. Up!

The last thing I need right now is to imagine Banks’sgigantic cock.

Harper

I’ve also heard he’s very generous in the bedroom.