Billie
Funny, because that’s what he said.
I groan, feeling my cheeks heat.
Billie
I wanted to talk to him privately, but a woman arrived with food before I could, so I left.
Harper
Is he seeing someone? Only a girlfriend or a fuck buddy delivers dinner. What did she look like?
Billie
Blonde.
She was very pretty and seemed kind.Blonde. Petite.
Harper
Figures. To confirm, you didn’t beg?
Billie
I won’t. We should be able to have adult conversations without that.
Harper
You and Asher Banks have an adult conversation? NEVER!
Billie
That’s why working with him will be impossible, Harp. I’m sorry.
Harper
I vote you bang it out. Don’t underestimate the power of the pussy. It can make magic happen, trust me.
Billie
Now you’re whoring me out to my worst enemy? Thanks, bestie, but I’m not that desperate yet.
Harper
I’ve heard he’s huge, like porn-star big. I’ve heard some call him Asherconda.
I tuck my lips into my mouth when she sends me a snake emoji.
Billie
Harper. Shut. The. Fuck. Up!
The last thing I need right now is to imagine Banks’sgigantic cock.
Harper
I’ve also heard he’s very generous in the bedroom.