Page 41 of You Are Cordially Invited

And then it was my turn.

“And as for you,babe, don’t think for a second I believe you didn’t plan the whole thing—”

“Eep—” I landed on his lap, my cheeks aflame. “Dear God, will someone please erase that from the soundtrack of my life?” I begged and everyone laughed.

Hands spread my butt cheeks and I found myself astride a very eager cock. Averyeager cock. “Um, I ah...” I cleared my throat and glanced at the others, noting the pointed smirks and knowing smiles. I turned back to Reuben who was eyeing me like a delicious treat he was figuring out the best way to eat. I’d normally have been all over that excellent idea if it weren’t for the clarity of the water and— “Ah, Reuben, we have an audience, sweetness.”

“We do indeed. I’m just giving you fair warning.”

My eyeballs blistered with the heat of his look and I might have gulped, but only in a sexy, completely bossy top way, of course. “Message received, baby. I’ll make sure to polish the mirrors.”

“You do that.” Reuben nuzzled my neck.

“Oh. My. God. Please someone make them stop,” Jake groaned, then slipped under the water before surfacing with a splutter. “Oh fuck, I’m gonna need antibiotics, aren’t I?”

The entire group nodded.

“Besides, you should know I would never make you wax down there.” I cradled Reuben’s face. “Your hair keeps my dick warm in winter. I can nestle it in alongside yours.”

He chuckled. “Whatever am I going to do with you?”

“You can start with that punishment list you were talking abo—wait.” I pushed his wet hair off his forehead and leaned in for a closer look. I gasped. “Reuben Taylor, you’ve had your eyebrows waxed.” My hand flew to my chest.

“What?” The water in the spa rose and fell as everyone surged across for a look.

Reuben waggled his newly manicured brows to emphasise the point and I kissed him on the nose. “Aw, baby, I’m so proud of you. Another gay achievement unlocked.”

He smirked up at me. “It’s not the only thing I had done.”

My gaze narrowed and my heart did a little flutter. Always with the surprises. “Tell me, right now.”

He pushed me off his knees, stood, and turned his back. Then very, very slowly, he lowered those skimpy swim trunks just enough to reveal a perfectly waxed number 15 spread over both butt cheeks.

“Oh. My. God.” Jake grabbed his sides and dissolved into laughter.

“Holy shit, you are dead meat in those change rooms tomorrow, bro,” Mathew wheezed, trying to catch his breath as he collapsed against the side of the spa. “You can threaten me with anything you like, but there is no way I’m keeping quiet about this.”

“Damn, I thought I’d seen it all.” Michael held his chest like he was in pain, eyes streaming.

Meanwhile, I couldn’t shift my gaze where it was glued to Reuben’s arse while he watched me over his shoulder. I reached out a finger and traced the number.

“You like?” He wiggled his butt and I finally unglued my eyeballs from the hotness.

“I’m gonna fucking wreck you.” I breathed the words just loud enough for him to hear.

“Bring it on,” he whispered back and fired me a wink.

I tugged his swim trunks back into place and patted his arse.

He laughed, knowing exactly what was going through my head.

So sue me. I’d had more than enough of sharing my man’s assets.

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Reuben

Ninety minutes later we were all buffed and oiled and ready to go, bellies bulging with excellent food, high on laughter and friendship. While the others waited, Cam and I paid since it had been our treat, and then we collected our things and headed out.

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