Page 17 of Cocky Bastard

“Are you telling him about me?” Theo asked. “I hope you’re saying nice things about how wonderful I am.”

“No, I’m telling him what a demanding brat you are.”

“But you love demanding brats. They’re your kryptonite.”

I frowned because he wasn’t wrong, but I didn’t think it was that obvious. I glanced back down at my phone and chuckled as Kane’s latest message came through. Apparently, he’d twigged that I liked him being bratty and demanding too, although I’d never hidden how much I liked it from him. “Yeah, well…” I trailed off because I didn’t really have anything else to add.

But Theo wasn’t done.

“So, he’s not your boyfriend,” he said, sitting up and crossing his legs. “What is he then? Fuck buddy? Friend with benefits? Someone you occasionally bang?”

“The last one.”

“Really?Are you sure about that?” Theo had folded his arms and looked both amused and frustrated. “Because people who occasionally bang don’t send cute messages to each other wishing them luck, and they don’t steal each other’s number so they can send little texts.”

I sighed and locked my phone, tossing it down onto the bed beside me. “Fine, he’s my fuck buddy then.”

“Hmmm, I’m not sure fuck buddies do the whole cute messaging thing either.”

“Fine,” I said as I turned to face him, raising my eyebrow in defiance. “What do you, oh high and mighty relationship expert, think then?”

Theo thought for a second and my stomach curdled because if it took him that long to think about it, I doubted I’d like the answer.

“You like him,” Theo said simply, and the sour feeling in my stomach deepened. “You went out of your way to get his number just so you could wish him good luck, you’re making jokes about work, so clearly he knows what you do for a living and doesn’t have an issue with it, and you’re comfortable sharing, which means you know him well. You’re totally flustered by me asking what you are to each other, and this whole conversation is making you look like you wanna vomit, so you clearly haven’t thought about this properly, even though you’re flirting with him.”

“That’s not… it’s not… fuck you!”

“I thought that was the plan?” Theo giggled and crawled over to me, sliding into my lap and putting his hands around my neck so I couldn’t avoid his gaze. It was exactly the same way Kane had sat on me in the bath, but while my cock was clearly interested in the cute boy sitting in my lap, there was none of the weird swooping in my stomach which happened when it was Kane.

Ah fuck. That was exactly what Theo was talking about.

“What’re you thinking?” Theo asked, kissing my nose lightly. “I know you’re thinking about something. Oh! Is it Kane?”

“Kanan,” I said absently. “Although I didn’t tell you that. Nobody else really knows his real name.”

Theo grinned. “You know, if you were trying to disprove my point, it’s not working.”

“You’re so fucking annoying, you know that?” I asked with a wry smile.

“I know, it’s part of the fun.”

I snorted, then grabbed onto his thighs and stood up, lifting him into the air. Theo shrieked and giggled as I spun us around and then dropped him back onto the bed, shoving my thigh between his knees and grabbing his hands to pin them above his head. “At this rate, I’m going to be fucking you with a very red ass, baby boy.”

“Ooh, spank me, Daddy,” Theo said with a laugh. “It’ll be fun. Everyone will love it.”

“I just might do that,” I said, releasing him gently and flopping down on the bed next to him. “What other things have you got in your bag today?”

“I’ve got a miniskirt, cropped blouse, and some white thigh-high socks because Jake and I were talking about maybe doing a slutty student-teacher thing this afternoon. I’ve got some cute white lace panties to go underneath it too.”

“Hot. I like it. I can’t wait to film it for you.” Since we didn’t work for a studio and our content was produced for whoever was involved to use on platforms such as MyFans, it meant we had to film and edit ourselves. A lot of our filming was done with multiple cameras around the room and a GoPro or phone strapped to my chest, but sometimes we’d either hire someone to come in and film for us, or if we planned it properly and a few of us were all planning to shoot together throughout the day, one of us would handle a camera to make sure we got plenty of variation in the footage. “What else?”

“I’ve got a pink set, a blue set, and a couple of minidresses too,” Theo said, counting them off on his fingers. “One of them is so short you can see my butt when I bend over.”

“You’ll have to show me.”

“I will.” He grinned. “As soon as you answer my questions about your not-boyfriend.”

I huffed and leant over to jab him in the ribs. “Why are you so nosy? I’ll tell Laurie.” Laurie was Theo’s best friend, roommate, and although Theo had never said it, I was pretty sure he was his boyfriend too. From the way Theo talked about him, it was obvious Laurie meant a lot to him. He also had a degree of control over Theo nobody else I knew had managed.

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