Page 34 of Ancient History

Amos: Did you hear that?

Everett: The bell rang.

Amos: School’s out. Time to party!

Chase: Who are you?

Amos: I’m a guy in desperate need of bangers to dance to.

Everett: I just caught a student rubbing up against one of the velvet stage curtains…BRB

Julian: TGIF

Julian: Where should we go?

Amos: REMIX!

Julian: Again?

Julian: Should we take a group vote?

Chase: Like Amos, I, too, would prefer to dance to bangers.

Julian: We could go to the ballet. They’re putting on Swan Lake.

Amos: Bitch, are you joking? How about we compromise and watch Black Swan tomorrow?

Julian: Ha. Deal.

Amos: Want to meet at my place for some pre-gaming? 8ish?

Chase: Cool.

Chase: I still have a bottle of Fireball that a parent gave me for Christmas. Why they thought that was a suitable gift for a teacher is beyond me, but nevertheless, I’ll bring that.

Amos: Now it’s a party!

Amos: So 8ish. My place. Then we can Uber to Remix.

Julian: See you then.

Chase: Party!

Everett: What’d I miss?

Amos: Literally scroll up the text chain…

Everett: That’s a lot of work.

Amos: My place. 8ish. Then Remix.

Everett: Remix!!! Dicks for everyone!

Chase: Dick firesale.

Amos: Dick smorgasboard.

Julian: Dick Van Dyke.

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