Page 143 of Deadly Sweet

The next second, I’m racing out of the room, Thor hot on my heels.

“Caleb!” I shout, getting all the guys' attention when I come skidding to a stop in the living room. “Is this yours?”

“What is that?” Jake asks, tilting his head to the side. “Is that a dick?” He looks at Caleb. “Why the hell do you have a dick? Is there something you’re not telling me?”

“That he likes to take it up the ass? Because I’m pretty sure that’s a strap-on?” Walker adds, squinting his eyes.

Leroy sighs and looks to Athena, who is sitting on his knee. “Welcome to the crazy house,” he coos. “Good thing you don’t have a clue what's going on.” She lets out a high-pitched squeal as her little arms and legs flail.Ugh, she’s so cute it hurts.

“Where did you get that?” Caleb asks, his cheeks pinkening as he gets up off the chair and storms over to me.

“Aw, is Caleb embarrassed?" Walker teases.

“No,” Caleb snaps. “Like I give a shit if I enjoy something in my ass. It feels good. Trust me, give your prostate a good massage to the point you cum so hard your eyes cross and tell me it’s not worth it.” He spins back to me. “It was supposed to be a surprise. I hid it in my closet.”

“Gonna have to find better hiding places than that.” I grin. “Thor is good at finding just about anything.”

“Wait?” His nostrils flare, eyes shooting down at Thor. “You're telling me the little rat went snooping through my things?”

Thor climbs up my body to sit on my shoulder and starts chittering to Caleb.

“Thor,” I scold him. “That’s not nice.”

“What did he say?” Caleb growls.

“Ahh...” I don’t want to be mean to my Alpha. Thor really shouldn’t be saying things like that to anyone. “It’s not important."

“Baby Girl,” he growls, and I sigh.

“Fine. He says if you’re gonna act like a little bitch, you may as well be fucked like one.”

“What?!” Caleb shouts. “You little shithead.” He gets in Thor’s face. “You better be happy I’m madly in love with your mother or I’d be making raccoon soup!”

Thor chitters a list of swears, and I groan.

“Please? Can the two of you get along?” I ask, sighing heavily

“No!” Caleb says, at the same time, that Thor chitters the same sentiment.

The two of them start arguing, and I roll my eyes and look at the guys. “Can you believe these two?” I ask. “Bickering like children.”

Thor snatches the dildo that I’m still holding out of my hand and slaps Caleb across the face with it.

The room collectively goes silent as we all gape in disbelief. Caleb’s eyes grow wide as he stares at Thor, stunned.

“He did not just slap me with a dick,” Caleb says in disbelief.

“Oh, he fucking did!” Walker starts cackling like a madman.

“I’m going to kill you!” Caleb roars, and Thor screams before scrambling off me and out of the room. “Get back here, you little fucker!” Caleb shouts, running after him.

“Boys!” I shout after them, but they’re already gone.

Sighing, I turn back around. “I don’t know what I’m going to do with the two of them.”

“Don’t worry about them.” Jake chuckles. “Wanna tell us why you're all dressed up. You look adorable by the way.”

“Why, thank you, kind sir,” I say in my best southern accent as I tip my hat toward him. “I’m going dancing.”

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