A genius is texting me? Nice.
Jakob
Hardly.
Owen
It’s literally certified.
Jakob
No one cares about that except my parents.
Owen
Okay, fine, but I still get to think it’s cool.
Jakob
I’ll give you that one if you say yes to what I need you to say yes to.
Owen
Huh? I’m gonna need that again, and slower this time.
Jakob
I need you to say yes.
Owen
To what?
Jakob
You know we are having a party at Wilde Dandies, right?
Owen
Aaannnddd
Jakob
I want you to go on a date with someone.
Owen
Wut?
Jakob
We are auctioning off dates.
Owen
Jakob, you know I don’t play at the club.
Jakob