Oh, my friend. Oh, my sweet, dumbass friend.
Owen
I’m gonna tell your Papa you’re cussing, and he’s going to take away your sugar.
Jakob
Do it. He’s taken away most of it anyway. I’ll just die sooner of mouth boredom.
Owen
I bet he can help with that.
Jakob
Stop changing the subject. (Also, my mouth is bored from lack of sugar, not salt, just sayin’)
Owen
I regret this conversation so much.
Jakob
Too late. Do I need reinforcements?
Owen
I don’t know. Maybe.
Jakob
Again, too late.
Rory
Owen, what’s up?
Anders
All okay?
Owen
I did a thing. A stupid thing. A dumb fucking thing. And now I’m not sure how to fix it.
Rory
What did you do?
Owen
I slept with someone.
Rory
Good for you!!
Jakob