Jakob
Nooooooooooooo
Anders
BF’s buddy’s GF’s uncle. I dunno…anyway, they are having a party, and we are going. He’s really been trying hard lately.
Rory
Bestiest of Besties, I want that for you.
Jakob
Me too.
Owen
Me three.
Anders
Me four, but I gotta go. My break is over. I’m muting the group chat.
Jakob
Muting the group chat? Cruel.
Owen
So you don’t want me to tell you I keep it on mute?
Rory
OMG you don’t!
Owen
I do!
Jakob
This is such a sad day. I’m going to go experiment on something in the lab.
Rory
Dude, you write programs.
Jakob
But sometimes I play with the chemicals. I like making slime. It helps me concentrate when I’m working on a presentation.
Rory
They let you, really? Can I come?
Jakob
Let is a *little* strong.