A genius is texting me? Nice.
 
 Jakob
 
 Hardly.
 
 Owen
 
 It’s literally certified.
 
 Jakob
 
 No one cares about that except my parents.
 
 Owen
 
 Okay, fine, but I still get to think it’s cool.
 
 Jakob
 
 I’ll give you that one if you say yes to what I need you to say yes to.
 
 Owen
 
 Huh? I’m gonna need that again, and slower this time.
 
 Jakob
 
 I need you to say yes.
 
 Owen
 
 To what?
 
 Jakob
 
 You know we are having a party at Wilde Dandies, right?
 
 Owen
 
 Aaannnddd
 
 Jakob
 
 I want you to go on a date with someone.
 
 Owen
 
 Wut?
 
 Jakob
 
 We are auctioning off dates.
 
 Owen
 
 Jakob, you know I don’t play at the club.
 
 Jakob