Page 21 of Just A Little Fling

Bestie Boo, I’ve had you muted for years. It’s not personal to the chat.

Rory

How am I just finding this out now?

Anders

I don’t know how to answer that question for you, but I still love you—mostly.

Jakob

I want in on the love.

Owen

Guys, we’re supposed to make Nico feel welcome.

Jakob

You are correct. Nico, do you want in on the love from Anders even though he mutes us?

Nico

I wasn’t aware Anders was offering to pass out the love. Is there a newsletter I have to sign up for?

Anders

No newsletter. No fee.

Rory, if you didn’t text me nonstop to tell me what you’re having for breakfast, it would help.

Rory

I thought you cared about what I have for breakfast.

Anders

If I tell you the truth, will you be sad?

Rory

Like devastated.

Anders

In that case, I’m fascinated by your breakfast choices. Please tell me more.

Rory

Thank you for asking. It was scrambled eggs, toast, and extra protein.

Anders

Dammit, Rory, this is why I mute you.

Owen

My eyes.

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