Page 44 of Wanted By the Alien Warden

“I was very young,” he said. “And I was foolish. I was more infatuated with the idea of my own future than I was with my intended bride. I was trying very hard to put together all the pieces I thought were required for an acceptable sort of life. Rank, wife, career. But this life has its merits, too. And I have made my peace with it.”

I understood a bit of what he meant. I’d spent so long, and worked so hard, to get away from Terratribe I. To begin the kind of life I thought I’d always wanted. The fancy new job, the bright office, the clean but ultimately empty apartment…

Those things had always been my goals.

By all metrics I’d valued most, I was successful beyond my wildest dreams.

But sometimes, alone in my cold Elora Station bed, I had to acknowledge how terrifyingly hollow that success felt now that it was actually mine.

In Warden Tenn’s saddle, with the road stretching endlessly ahead of me, I thought about returning to Elora Station when all of this was done. And I felt my whole being contract with unexpected despair.

Rabbit’s crisply clopping hooves were the only sound.

We didn’t speak again until the warden’s station came into view later that afternoon.

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TASHA

Darcy Dubois Added Tasha Wallace to the Group

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Image file loading

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:There you go, Tasha. Now you’ve got the picture for your book.

Incoming Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:Um. Is that what I think it is?

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:If you think it’s a very faithfully and lovingly rendered Zabrian dick diagram, then yes.

Incoming Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:Definitely was not expecting to see that when I opened this chat. Wow.

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:I humbly accept your compliment.

Incoming Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:Are you sure about the humble part?

Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:Tasha needs it for her research. She’s writing a book about Zabrians, like the one the guys got about us!

Incoming Tablet Communication Tasha Wallace:Very helpful, Darcy. Thank you. And thank you for adding me to the chat!

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Sunglasses emoji loading

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Cowboy emoji loading

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Artist emoji loading

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:Eggplant emoji loading

Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:What the heck is that last one? The purple one?

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:It’s a Terratribe II eggplant. Also known as the vegetable representation of a dick.

Incoming Tablet Communication Cherry Dawson:OH MY GOD.

Incoming Tablet Communication Magnolia Jones:What???

Incoming Tablet Communication Darcy Dubois:AHH CHERRY I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO SAY!!!

Incoming Tablet Communication Tasha Wallace:?

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