Where are you?
Spencer
It’s getting late
Me
Wouldn’t you like to know?
Spencer
Yes, I would
Me
Go to bed, Spence
I don’t need you keeping tabs
I can take care of myself
I’m not even drunk
That last onemight be a lie. I’m beginning to regret caving and exchanging numbers after dinner.
Spencer
You’re drunk?
Me
I said I’m *not* drunk. Can’t you read?
Spencer
I’m coming to find you
Me
Good luck with that
Spencer
You’re a pain in my ass
Me
Good! Mind your business then
Spencer
Where are you??
Me
Pleased with myselffor telling him off, I smile as I tuck my phone back into my clutch purse.