Twenty minutes later, there’s still no Ariel Goldberg email, but I’m reconnected and feeling about a million percent better. I’msupposed to be writing a guest post forTeen Vogue. Instead, I’m assuring my friends that I am, in fact, not dead.

Amy Chen

i mean in all fairness what were we supposed to think?

3:34 PM

you went off the grid for SIX HOURS.

3:34 PM

Elle Carter

IN THE SUMMER. DURING NORMAL BUSINESS HOURS.

3:35 PM

Samira Lee

Really, Kels. You’d be just as worried if any of us vanished mid-convo with no explanation!!

3:36 PM

OMG

3:36 PM

the only thing that died was my phone

3:37 PM

Elle Carter

The first rule of internet friendship? Informyour comrades when your phone is on the brink of death

3:38 PM

Amy Chen

lol also we know you’ve been messaging Nash

3:39 PM

Amy Chen

he confirmed your semi-on the grid status two hours ago!

3:40 PM

Samira Lee

We see where your loyalty is!!

3:41 PM

3:42 PM

Amy Chen