Twenty minutes later, there’s still no Ariel Goldberg email, but I’m reconnected and feeling about a million percent better. I’msupposed to be writing a guest post forTeen Vogue. Instead, I’m assuring my friends that I am, in fact, not dead.
Amy Chen
i mean in all fairness what were we supposed to think?
3:34 PM
you went off the grid for SIX HOURS.
3:34 PM
Elle Carter
IN THE SUMMER. DURING NORMAL BUSINESS HOURS.
3:35 PM
Samira Lee
Really, Kels. You’d be just as worried if any of us vanished mid-convo with no explanation!!
3:36 PM
OMG
3:36 PM
the only thing that died was my phone
3:37 PM
Elle Carter
The first rule of internet friendship? Informyour comrades when your phone is on the brink of death
3:38 PM
Amy Chen
lol also we know you’ve been messaging Nash
3:39 PM
Amy Chen
he confirmed your semi-on the grid status two hours ago!
3:40 PM
Samira Lee
We see where your loyalty is!!
3:41 PM
3:42 PM
Amy Chen