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Hi Sunflower, make it home okay?

Me

Who is this?

Unknown Number

Wow, so many people call you Sunflower you can’t even tell who I am? I knew you liked the nickname.

Me

Hilarious.

Yes, I made it back to my place before the Uber turned into a pumpkin.

Unknown Number

Good.

Me

Are you still at Salty Pete’s working your way through sorority row?

Unknown Number

Hey, Andi’s a cheerleader not a sorority girl

Hmm… Andi, is it?

Me

Mhm. Tomato to-mah-to

Unknown Number

Green’s a good color on you. Brings out your eyes.

Me

How would you know? Both times we’ve met it’s been pretty dark

Unknown Number

Definitely not too dark for me to notice your eyes are the color of cornfields during crop season

Me

Wow, what a line

Unknown Number

I aim to please

What’s your class schedule?

Me

Trying to stalk me? ??

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