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Yeah, that’s definitely staying in rotation

Me

Alright, we’ll circle back to that

But I’m gonna have to call immunity necklace on this one

Immunity necklace.The one trump card we have in our group. When you call it, no one can judge whatever ridiculous shit comes out of your mouth next.

Noah Caruso

Fine, immunity necklace. What’s up?

Me

My friend lost a notebook and I’m helping look for it but her classes are all over campus.

It’ll take forever if I do it by myself

Theo Schroeder

Are you talking about your hot tutor who inhaled that burger in five seconds flat?

That was sexy as fuck. I’ve never seen a girl look so hot eating a burger

Me

First of all, I call dibs

Theo Schroeder

You can’t call dibs. What is this seventh grade?

Me

Well I just did, so keep your dick in your pants. And second, I called immunity necklace, no judging. Those are the rules

Desmond Ball

Damn dude, you’re so far gone lol

Julian Liscero

You are pussy *whip crack*

Me

Fuck off guys, are you helping or not?

Desmond Ball

Fine, I’ll help

Theo Schroeder

Okay, okay, me too

Julian Liscero

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