Page 106 of Even Exchange

“Sure.” She nods her head. “I’m sure all those orgasms feel sooo fake.”

“It’s only been a few times,” I say, biting my lower lip.

“That’s a few more than anyone else has gotten from him,” Andi points out. “He’s usually a one and done type of guy. No repeats. No strings.”

A strange feeling settles in my stomach. “I’m sure that’s not true.”

It’s totally true.

“That man is an enigma,” she says. “Getting Noah Caruso to sleep with you is like finding a unicorn in the wild.”

I shrug, the corners of my lips quirking upwards. “Save a horse, ride a unicorn.”

“Hell yeah.” She snorts, and my phone vibrates, drawing my attention.

Noah

Fun Fact: Some galaxies have two stars that orbit so close together they’re destined to connect in a cosmic kiss

Me

That’s hot

Will I be getting one of those later?

Noah

Absolutely.

The car will be there in an hour

I release a shaky breath, excitement coursing through me.

Me

I’ll be coming naked if Theo’s not here soon

Noah

That’s an option?

brb, telling Theo to return your dress

“Holy shit,” Andi says, and my eyes pull to her. “Did you see this?”

She holds out her phone, and the photo of me and Noah in front of the wildflower field shows on the screen. He must have finally posted, and it has—what the fuck.

“Thirtythousandlikes?” I gawk.

“Yep,” Andi says. “And three thousand comments.”

I click on the responses, immediately regretting it.

Who does this bitch think she is?

Noah baby you’re cheating on me??

Excuse me, he speaks italian?

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