Page 138 of Even Exchange

wtf is going on

ME

Thanks, Theo

Guess the news is out.

You guys won’t be the only ones calling me Daddy

DESMOND BALL

WTF CALL ME IMMEDIATELY

JULIAN LISCERO

Who’s the baby mama??

THEO SCHROEDER

Charlie OBVIOUSLY

JULIAN LISCERO

if you were gonna give up your no pussy rule you could've at least wrapped your dick bro

THEO SCHROEDER

Guess you switched bros and beers for babies and bottles now

ME

This is all really helpful. Thank you.

THEO SCHROEDER

We’re messing with you. You know we’re here for you.

DESMOND BALL

Anything you need.

JULIAN LISCERO

What they said (unless it’s diapers. I don’t do those.)

ELIJAH ANDERSON

Nah man. ANYTHING you need. Or Charlie. Call us.

ME

Thanks guys. Headed to training but we’ll catch up later

Today’s practice was brutal.

Fortunately, it had nothing to do with my skills, but two of my linemen were dragging and I got blitzed five times.

Wincing, I readjust my grip on the steering wheel, and my eyes snag on a road sign up ahead. The same road sign I pass every day to and from work, yet lately I’ve been pretending it doesn’t exist.

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