Page 155 of Even Exchange

The second that broken Italian leaves her lips, I know I’m well and truly fucked.

Because I am, without a doubt, devastatingly in love with her.

IT:Che stress.EN: How stressful.

IT:Stai bene.- EN: You’re okay.

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CHARLOTTE

SKITTLE BABES

SOPHIA

We’re having a get together around 6 tonight to welcome Abbs to the Baller Pad

SAGE

I’m still mad at you for moving

So I’m not coming

SOPHIA

It’ll be funnnnn

Besides, living with Julian can’t be all bad

SAGE

It’s definitely not all good

SOPHIA

how can having a live in friend with benefits be bad

you can get dick 24/7

SAGE

Because we’re just friends now. NO BENEFITS.

SOPHIA

what

that sounds terrible

SAGE

it is

SOPHIA

please come, Elijah is so excited for his sister to be starting CBU

he wants to make sure we give her the big stingray welcome