Page 199 of Even Exchange

JULIAN LISCERO

i got one too, but no note

DESMOND BALL

i’m at the stadium, did you send your long lost lover one?

ME

Yes, Des. Don’t worry. You too have been spoiled

THEO SCHROEDER

roses are red, footballs are brown, join me in vegas for my final touchdown

DESMOND BALL

excuse me what

JULIAN LISCERO

are you quitting football?

ELIJAH ANDERSON

dude, there’s no chance we’re letting you quit

ME

I’m not quitting football dumbasses

Charlotte and I are getting married after the Vegas game next week

ELIJAH ANDERSON

SHUT THE HELL UP

THEO SCHROEDER

the final extraction of your bro-hood is scheduled

DESMOND BALL

FINALLY i get to see you guys again

JULIAN LISCERO

yooo so we’re poppin bottles before you’re popping bottles. tight

ME

Plane tickets are in your inbox. Coach Porter was informed & agreed since you have a bye week

See you boys in Vegas

And don’t tell Char you’re coming

IT:Ti amo tanto- EN: I love you

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