Page 201 of Even Exchange

Noah

How’s my (almost) wife?

Me

Fantastic

This hotel room is insane

Noah

Only the best for my bride to be

Me

My god you’re so cheesy

Noah

Fun fact: There’s over 1800 types of cheese

Me

And your Dad jokes are cheesier than all of them combined

Noah

I’ve gotta get my practice in with little Brie coming soon.

Me

You did not name our baby after a type of cheese.

Noah

Brie Caruso.

It has such a gouda vibe

Me

TRY AGAIN

Noah

Fine, then little Ella

Me

Good. We’re back to Gabriella

Noah

What are you talking about?

Ella is short for Mozzarella of course

Although Gabriella does contain Brie and Ella.

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