FUCK you’re hot.
Oop. And there’s an unsolicited tit pic.
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Charlotte
Fun fact: All Noah Caruso had to do to get famous was sell his soul to Seattle
ME
I haven’t sold my soul
Charlotte
The rainy city girls sure seem to think so
My finger hovers over the keyboard.Is she… jealous?
ME
Too bad for them
Charlotte
Why didn’t you like Seattle?
ME
Never said I didn’t like it.
I don’t.
ME
There’s just some things it’s lacking
Charlotte
Like?
A brown-eyed, brown-haired, smartass little cheerleader.
ME
Palm trees & Pub subs
Charlotte
Ohh yeah that’s rough
I’m lying about the palm trees. There are surprisingly some around here, but the Publix subs I’m totally serious about.
Charlotte
Anything else Seattle is lacking?