Page 52 of Even Exchange

FUCK you’re hot.

Oop. And there’s an unsolicited tit pic.

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Charlotte

Fun fact: All Noah Caruso had to do to get famous was sell his soul to Seattle

ME

I haven’t sold my soul

Charlotte

The rainy city girls sure seem to think so

My finger hovers over the keyboard.Is she… jealous?

ME

Too bad for them

Charlotte

Why didn’t you like Seattle?

ME

Never said I didn’t like it.

I don’t.

ME

There’s just some things it’s lacking

Charlotte

Like?

A brown-eyed, brown-haired, smartass little cheerleader.

ME

Palm trees & Pub subs

Charlotte

Ohh yeah that’s rough

I’m lying about the palm trees. There are surprisingly some around here, but the Publix subs I’m totally serious about.

Charlotte

Anything else Seattle is lacking?