Thankfully, after the verbal home tour, the attention moves away from me.
Chapter Seven
Vivi
family meeting
Sun, Aug 7 at 6:45 PM
Lexi
A man who knows how to decorate?
Say less, daddy
Calypso
LMAO stop with the daddy.
I am begging you. I practically raised him.
Lexi
Get on your hands and knees and I’ll consider it
Hudson
What the fuckdid I miss?
Asher
If you weren’t on some BS self-journey you’d know
Selena loves to embarrass her children
She made Grady tell the table how he decorated his house in detail so she could decide if she needed to redecorate
Hudson
Why can I perfectly imagine that?
Probably because mom was the exact same way when you two moved out
Lexi
Awwwhhhhh
Look at Viv defending her bestie <3
Asher
We were like 18 not 28
Lexi. I will crash the car on the way home I swear to all that is holy
Calypso
Vivi’s heaven probably looks like a mid-century modern room with black walls