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Connor is a sore subject that I’d rather bury than exhume.

“Emma said there’d be a schedule.” I spot a piece of paper on the kitchen counter. I pick it up.

It’s written in pressed lettering on thick paper.

Welcome to

Emma and Fred’s Wedding!

SURPRISE!

That’s right! We’re not filming any scenes from the movie. Instead, we’re on a journey to start our lives together! We’re so excited you could be with us for our big day!

We’ve got lots of fun activities planned for you over the next several days.

But first, we’d love to keep this wedding in the family—so please, no posting of pictures or videos while you’re here.

We also ask that you leave your phones in your rooms/villas,as per the conditions of our contract withPeople, who’ll be providing an exclusive look at the wedding for their readers!

In the meantime, here is the schedule for the weekend!

FRIDAY

12:30 p.m.—Lunch—Descanso Beach Club

2:00–5:00 p.m.—Afternoon activities

• Glass-bottomed boat tour

• Snorkeling

Let Shawna know which activity you’d like to do and when.

6:30 p.m.—Rehearsal dinner—Descanso Beach Club

SATURDAY

9:00 a.m.—Exhibition tennis match—Fred & Emma vs. Eleanor & Oliver

11:00 a.m.—Ropes course

12:30 p.m.—Lunch—Descanso Beach Club

6:00 p.m.—Wedding, followed by dinner & dancing until dawn!—Descanso Beach Club

A MIDNIGHT MURDER WILL BE SERVED.

Wait,what?

29Okay, maybe I said “please” once or twice in the bedroom, but I don’t like to think about that.

30There’s at least one celebrity who should be canceled but somehow isn’t who lost a lot of money this way.

31Tommy’s preset spiel can be found, in part, on the Catalina Island website.

STORM WATCHFrom Friday 8 PM PDT until Sunday 1 PM PDT

Issued ByLos Angeles, CA, US National Weather Service

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