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What?

Wyatt

Why?

Forrest

How?

Logan

Seriously?

Emery

I mean, I actually quit hockey two years ago and none of you noticed, but anyway, that is also not my news

Camden

Sorry, okay, what’s up?

You can’t freak out

Forrest

Shit, you’re pregnant

Oh fuck right off

Logan

She’s totally pregnant

Unlike you MORONS, I know how to use birth control

Logan

Ew, that means she’s having sex, tho, don’t like that mental picture

Stop talking about me like I didn’t initiate this lovely chat

Camden

Hang on, who doesn’t know how to use birth control?

Wyatt

We all do, she’s distracting us

Forrest

What are you distracting us from?

Logan

Emery?

Wyatt

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