“Julian.” Kai widens his eyes.
“What?”
“Oh, let him have fun.” Tori waves her hand.
“You willing to let him get herpes?”
Ariel moves to my mouth, and now we’re making out in front of my friends and sister, but I don’t care.
For once, there’s no pain. Everything is numb and this girl kisses nothing like Grace.
Grace is all slow and shy and sweet. This girl is trying to suffocate me.
A chuckle emerges somewhere to my left and Victoria says, “Don’t worry. He’s way too drunk to do anything serious.”
Little does she know. The last time I fucked Grace, I was so hammered thanks to her love of Unicorn Blood that I barely remember it, and she still came twice.
I stare at the girl in my lap. Blue eyes. Round face. Could I get it up for her right now?
Maybe.
Honestly?
Probably not.
The raucous laughter to my right draws my attention. Kai is doubled over, and Maxwell has his face hidden in his hands. Still in my lap, Ariel glares at me.
Tori lifts an eyebrow at me. “You realize you said all that out loud, right?”
I shrug and roll my eyes. Everyone here is well aware I have no filter when I’m drunk. This is why I never drink like this.
Why is Ariel here again? I slide her to the seat beside me, tired of her bony ass digging into my legs.
“Who is Grace?” she demands.
Kai leans toward her, smile in place. “Dr. Rose.”
“What?” Ariel the Mermaid laughs. “You slept with her, too? I heard she’ll screw anything with a pulse.”
I really don’t like this girl. Kai frowns, exchanging a glance with Maxwell.
Tori clears her throat. “I don’t think—”
Ariel giggles. “She’s a total bitch to the nurses. Are you glad you got rid of her?”
I meet her sea blue eyes. “No. But you’re really fuckin’ rude, so now I’m kind of wishing I could get rid of you.”
The smile drops off her face.
Cat bursts into laughter. “Drunk Julian is myfavoriteJulian.”
“Same here, girl!” I raise my hand and she gives me a high five.
“Why don’t you take me upstairs?” Ariel whispers in my ear. “I’ll remind you why you brought me here.”
“I’m sharing a room with my sister. You want me to fuck you in front of her?”
Her cheeks turn a fantastic shade of red.