Page 55 of Salvaged Hearts

Elora

I think we would know if Alice’s eggo was preggo.

Alessandra

You all suck. No. I’m not a human pod, thank you very much. Like that’s the only reason a man would marry me?

Axel

Let’s be real. That’s the only reason a man would marry anyone.

Jameson

Speak for yourself, kid.

Rhyett

Yeah, agree to disagree, man. I had my ring before I knew Brex was pregnant with Quinny.

Broderick

I wouldn’t have cared if your sister ever wanted kids; I needed her to have my last name.

Axel

*gagging gif*

Very happy for you all.

But I’m not gay. That emo stuff ain’t in my wheelhouse.

Jameson

Dude. That doesn’t even make any sense.

Alessandra

JFC, could you all be any more embarrassing? Can you maybe not make my husband regret this before we’re even off the island?

Hadlee

Awwwwwe, you said ‘my husband.’

Alessandra

Generally, that’s what the white dress and exchanging of rings means, Hads.

Hadlee

It’s just cute, that’s all. Alice the menace is all grown up.

Max

You did see that spread in Time magazine last year, right? How our girl held out this long is beyond me.

Greyson

The infamous Max. We meet at last.

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