Page 12 of Mending Me

Conrad:

We still good for tonight?

Kolbi:

It is Wednesday brother.

Conrad:

I’m just making sure no one fucked up their plans. It’s been a long time since we had a standing campaign time. Knowing you idiots, someone is bound to forget or schedule over it.

Malcolm:

I’m going to be twenty minutes late. Sorry guys.

Conrad:

This is why I ask.

Kolbi:

*face palm emoji*

Malcolm:

Sorry I have a JOB that requires me to stay late sometimes. Our closing bartender is running late and I have to cover until he gets here. I’m coming straight from work. You fuckwads can wait.

Lay off, Conrad, we can’t all be comfy asswipes like you who work for themselves and lay at home all day pretending to work.

I will be there though. And on time, unlike some people.

Malcolm:

*middle finger emoji*

Kolbi:

Hank, aren't you supposed to be working right now? It’s not lunch, you shouldn’t be on your phone.

Probably but my boss sets terrible examples for his employees and is on his phone all the time at work. Plus he’s a huge dick.

Conrad:

Yeah I’ve heard he’s a major ass wipe. And that his dick is only an inch and a half long.

Malcolm:

I’ve heard that he sucks in bed and hasn’t gotten laid in months. Poor sap.

Kolbi:

You can all go fuck yourselves. And for the record, my dick is much longer than an inch and a half and I can promise you, I do not suck in bed. The girl I went home with last weekend can attest to that *smirk emoji*

Conrad:

I just threw up in my mouth *barf emoji*

Kolbi:

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