Cam
I’m not sending you a dick pic
Jay
good
Ruth said it took you and Amie a while to get your shit together. What held you back?
Cam
a lot of things
Not easy to have a relationship with this job. I’m never in one place for long. I’m always leaving. Always moving.
You probably know a bit about that too. It’s ruined relationships for me before.
But then there was the age difference. The distance. Shes always moving too. It was hard for both of us to get our heads around it.
Oh yeah. Add in a toddler too. Like everything else wasn’t already enough.
You know Phoenix to London is 5000 miles?
Jay
but you did get your heads around it
Cam
yeah we did
never been happier
Jay
and the distance? The age gap? Are they problems for you?
Cam
I mean, she hasn’t seen a ton of important movies because she wasn’t born when they came out, which is kind of a travesty.
AND she keeps calling me “old man”…
Jay
please don’t tell her I’m older than you
Cam
don’t worry I gave her a good spanking
Jay
Sorry I asked
Cam
why all the questions anyway? Got a secret girl?