Page 39 of Arresting the Warlord

I eyed his bright red socks for a moment then fixed my gaze on his abdomen. Huh? No pubic hair. No penis. No sign of his balls. There was only a slit on his abdomen. “Okay, where are you hiding the little guy?”

“Junior’s not little.”

I chortled. “Junior?”

Letting out a martyred sigh, Jake pointed to the slit in his abdomen. “Coletti man parts are inside the body.”

“As many battles as a Coletti warrior fights, it’s probably a good idea.” I raised my eyebrows. “Still waiting.”

A slit opened in his abdomen and out it slid. His penis had a copper-colored frill of tentacles around the top.

Whoa! How freaky!

“Freaky?”

“Quit reading my mind,” I growled.

“Not gonna happen.”

“Then you don’t get to whine when you hear something you don’t like.” I patted his chest. “You’ve gotta admit your equipment is different than it used to be. I mean, you no longer have a funky-looking mushroom cap, protruding blue veins or scratchy pubic hair. Now do you.”

Jake shook his head.

“And I bet all that rearranging hurt like a mother.”

“It did.”

I waggled my eyebrows. “Can I touch it?”

“God, yes.”

I wrapped my right hand around his long, thick penis. It was velvety to touch, but I could feel a steel-like hardness beneath the skin. The tentacles slid sinuously against my hand. Up. Down. Up. Down. Heat coiled in my belly. “Wow. I’ll have to ditch my vibrator. These little guys beat it hands down.”

“Vibrator?” Jake’s breathing was ragged.

“A girl hasneedsafter a long day of busting perps.” His penis suddenly got bigger and bigger and bigger. I dropped it and jumped back. “Is it supposed to do that?”

Jake’s body trembled. “Yes. I want to fuck you hard and fast.”

My eyes bulged as Junior grew longer and whoosh! It wriggled under my panties and rubbed against my clit. It was almost as if it had a mind of its own. “Okay, that feelsreallygood, but Junior’s never gonna fit.”

“He’ll fit.” Jake crushed my lips with urgent, greedy kisses.

Every nerve in my body did the Tango. Jake was a fever in my blood. I burned for him.

“You’re wearing too many clothes.” Jake twirled me this way and that as he stripped off my clothing.

Mourning the loss of the little guys, I leaned over and gave his right nipple a firm lick. The next thing I knew, I was on the bed.

Jake’s arms caged me. “You drive me crazy. I’ve wanted you from the moment you declared you were going to arrest me. It’s like you were made for me. A fearless cop, a powerful shaman and to top it off, you’re incredibly beautiful.”

“Me? Beautiful? That’s so sweet, but not true. You on the other hand, are sexy as hell.” I took his mouth slowly, deliberately. I sucked on his tongue like I would his penis.“Show me what you’ve got, big guy.”

“As you command, my lady.”His penis flexed and the tentacles pulsated against my pussy. My inner muscles clenched and throbbed. Who needed sex toys when you had tentacles? Another pulse, and a vortex of pleasure exploded inside me.

“You’re so tight,”Jake murmured.

“That’s because I’ve only been with one guy and that was a long time ago.”

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