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I jump back into the group chat.

Theo

did you guys watch the video?

Oliver

yeah dude why didn’t you tell us you got orbs???

Harrison

You posted it after I was asleep so I didn’t see it until this morning, but umm… What the fuck, Theo?

Elise

ORBS?? WAIT

Theo

guys, there weren’t orbs last night

Oliver

what the hell man

Theo

I know that sounds crazy

Elise

HOLY SHIT ASDKGKFHL

Oliver

what do you mean there weren’t orbs last night

Theo

I mean that there weren’t orbs

like I didn’t see any orbs in the basement at all

Harrison

Okay, we need to meet up after church today, you have some explaining to do.

Oliver

what the fuuuuuuck, Theo got haunted!!

Theo

I just told you! I didn’t see them! I would have told you if I did!

Elise

THEO’S HAUNTED

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