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Theo

hey guys - so don’t be weird, but I’m inviting Caleb Raynard to hang with us at the pool tomorrow, is that cool?

Oliver

oh shit isn’t that the guy that went into the haunted basement with you?

Harrison

Uhhhhhhh what?

Elise

of course Theo! :)

Theo

I said don’t be weird Harry

Harrison

??

Oliver

I mean it is weird that you’re suddenly becoming friends with someone that isn’t us dude

is he blackmailing you

oooh did you witness caleb murdering someone in the basement and now you’ve seen too much and he’s threatening to kill you too if you don’t do whatever he says

but all he wants is to hang out with a bunch of losers at your pool?

sounds like a pretty sweet deal honestly

Theo

guys seriously if you make it a big deal it’s just gonna be even more weird. it turns out Caleb is actually a lot like us, like he watches triple H and likes ghost stuff and horror movies, idk. he seems like he’d be fun to hang out with

Elise

yeah he sounds awesome! :) I’m always down for new friends!

Oliver

i’m sticking with my theory of extortion

Elise

that’s not what extortion is Oliver

Oliver

well whatever it is it’s weird because Theo hates people

Harrison

I’m with Oliver on this one.

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