Isaac: You’re not whoring us out.
Seth: Already talked to Mom.She thinks it’s a great idea.
Isaac: How did you talk to Mom?
Seth: I’m sitting with her.
Mark: Then you have to be included.
Seth: I’m taken, remember.
Mark: Until Keith is made aware, you are still very much single.The auction has to be for all of us or none of us.
Abi: That includes me, right?I bet I could get a few grand all on my own.
Mark: NO!
Seth: NO!
Levi: NO!
Jacob: NO!
Isaac: NO!
Ethan: Hell no!
Noah: No.
Seth, Abi, and Mae—The morning of the Vegas trip
Mae: Abi, where are you?Time to go.
Abi: Not going.
Seth: What?Why?We need you.
Abi: No you don’t.I was just gonna be a chaperone.
Mae: That’s not true.Stop playing games.Where are you?
Abi: At Mom and Dad’s.Puking my guts out.Really not going.Mom’s taking me to the doc.
Mae: Aww man.That’s stinks.I hope you feel better.Also, I hope I don’t get sick.
Abi: I don’t think it’s contagious.
Mae: What’s that supposed to mean?
Seth: How would you know that?
Abi: I’ll explain it to you later.
TWENTY-SEVEN
Seth
“Does Keith think all sorts of nefarious things are going to happen on this trip?”