Page 3 of Unexpectedly In Love

“Asthma,” I reply.

Cassia and Sage both burst out laughing. Cassia wipes the tears out of her eyes.

“Okay, focus. What about pet names like kitten or baby girl?” Cassia begins jotting things down in her notebook.

“Drop the baby girl and princess. I can’t stand it. Girl, it’s 2023.” I chuckle, closing the butter.

“I like baby girl,” Cassia whines.

“Eww, God no. Also, I’m not calling no man Daddy. I had a daddy, and I called him by his first name. Who the hell are you?” I fluff my hair in the mirror.

“Shit, I haven’t called a man Daddy in so long,” Sage moans as her head lolls to the side.

“Sage, you really need to get laid. I swear.” I take out my tube of lipstick, bending to the phone, and study my image as I apply it.

“That’s a nice color, Annie. What’s its name?” Sage gushes. She leans forward and squints at the screen.

“It’s called Stunner by Sugah Bae. It’s a shimmering red.” I wipe the corners of my lips, making sure there is no excess.

“My readers love Daddy by the way. I like Daddy,” Cassia grumbles.

“Cassia, do you have daddy issues?” I inquire.

“No. I like calling men Daddy. What do you call men in bed, Sage?” Cassia screams, and she slams her hand on her desk.

“None of your goddamn business. What do you call them, Annie?” Sage replies.

I grab my dress off of the bed and slip it on. “Cassy. Sage has to have sex to call a man a name.”

Sage lifts her middle finger to the screen.

“I haven’t met a man who can make me call him Daddy. I call them by their birth certificate, given name,” I shout.

Sage cackles, throwing herself back onto her bed. Cassia shakes her head.

As Sages rises, she wipes a tear from her eye. “But the name gotta be sexy. Imagine if he has a name like Jeff.”

“Eww. I can’t fuck a guy named Jeff or Doug or Hebert,” I reply.

“It’s so not sexy. Oh, Jeff.” Sage guffaws.

Cassia closes her eyes and throws her head back. “Oh, Jeffy. Yes, right there. Yes, Jeff. I’m coming. Oh, Jeff, yes.”

I stop zipping my dress up to gawk at Cassia as she grabs her locs and shakes her body from her fake orgasm. Both Sage and I stare at Cassia in awe.

“You’re an undercover porn star,” Sage screeches. She covers her mouth with her hand.

“It’s givingWhen Harry Met Sally.” I pull the zip up. I slip into my red bottoms.

“Okay mami, you’re hot Ani,” Sage comments. “Can I say one more thing?”

I giggle as I adjust the lining of my dress.

“Go ahead, Sage.” Cassia nibbles on her bottom lip.

“Why do all the cocks have to be so huge? Like 13 inches of dick. Sis, where is that fitting?” Sage cackles at her own joke.

I place my hands on my knees and twerk back. “I like big dicks and I cannot lie. You other sisters can’t deny. When a guy walks past with a firm round ass, and that imprint in your face…you get sprung.”

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