“Hurry up,” Cid squeezes out.

My eyes are running water. “Is it supposed to be this much?”

“Who gives a shit? Use the diaper and wipe. Then grab th-the fucking w-ipes and clean him front to back. Hurry, hurry.” Cid cries out.

“My fucking eyes are watering,” Khaos laughs, his neck is turning a bright color of red.

“Mine are fucking burning.”

I make quick work of the diaper and drop it into the diaper genie that Kyros is holding. He instantly drops it like it was nuclear.

“Is it safe?” Khaos asks as Kyros puts down the diaper genie slowly.

My son gives us all an adorable smile. “Yeah, it is. My son got big men trembling at their feet already.”

“Kai you’re pooping like a man with a job boy,” Kyros teases.

“Apply the diaper cream and put on the diaper.” Cid holds on to his waist like he is trying to catch his breath.

As I take the diaper, Cid shouts, “Cover his…”

“Fuck,” I shout, trying to cover my son as a small fountain of pee shoots up at me and hits the bottom of my mouth and shirt. “Oh God.” I wipe my mouth with my sleeve.

“I don’t want kids, it’s official,” Kyros chuckles.

“Wipe him off and hurry up,” Khaos states.

“Is it normal for babies to do that?” I need to talk to Anise if it’s not.

“Yes it-tt it is, normally you cover their dick with baby wipes,” Cid replies.

I make quick work of my son's diaper. I even changed his clothing.

“Hey, everything all right in here?”

We all lean turn to see Anise walking in the bedroom.

“Yeah, we changed his diaper,” I said proudly, holding him out to her.

She takes Kai and inspects. “Not bad guys. Not bad at all.”

“What are you feeding this kid?” Khaos asks, his neck is still red and purple.

“Fruits, veggies, um, peas, et cetera,” she replies as she kisses Kai cheek. “The smell almost got yah, huh.”

They nod and laugh.

The guys excuse themselves leaving the three of us alone.

“How was your meeting with Nikos and his son,” she asks with concern.

“You and Kai saved the day. I owe you.” I touch the top of my son’s head and he rests it on his mom’s shoulder.

“Oh, that’s a relief.” Her shoulders sag like she was stressed out about it.

A warm feeling surrounds me as she rocks Kai in her arms with me standing so close to them.

“What about your meeting?” I ask.