Page 55 of Unexpectedly In Love

“Huh? Excuse me, Rosie?” Cassia’s eyes bulge.

“Did she just say she joined Tinder?” Sage looks at Cassia and I in shock.

“Biybahboks,” Kai joins in, his two bottom front teeth are showing.

“Exactly, nephew. Ain’t no way,” Cassy says.

Wow, I can’t believe perfect Rosie is on Tinder.

“Uh how was it?” Sage asks.

“No forget that. I wanna know did you hook up with anyone,” I ask.

Cassia shakes her head in agreement and covers Kai’s ears. “Did your back get blown out and is your hair still in tack.”

“Let just say I don’t suffer from Diccostrophic.” Rosemary smirks behind her wine.

“You little slut. I love this for you.” I pick up my wine glass to knock against Rosemary.

“I met one guy who said?—”

“You went on more than one date?” I’m in shock.

“Yes Anise. I know how to date.”

Sage eyebrows raises, Cassia moves and sits on the stool at the side of Sage.

My sister Rosemary, is straight laced, believes in sanity of marriage, proper, starched...prude.

Rosemary is actually on an app dating.

“What’s your experience like so far?” I ask.

“Um. One guy and I met at café. He said he’s not looking for a serious relationship or anything. Women like me are always chasing after him, wanting a serious relationship.”

“What did you tell him?” I reach across the island grabbing three slices of Salami.

“I am not looking, but if I was, he wasn’t the type I would chase. I got up and left.” Rosemary flipped her hair over her shoulder.

“As you should.”

“Oh, the horror sex I had on Tinder.” Cassia gazed at us. “There I was in doggy. Trying to concentrate on my orgasm. I glanced over my shoulder in the middle of everything, the guy starts waving at me. I was done.”

We all laughed. “What you mean wave?”

“Wave like, hi nice to see you, how is the weather kind of wave? Thank you for letting me in your vagina, it’s so warm here. Big smile included,” Cassia responds, waving her hand at us.

“Yup, I would be dry after that.” Sage chuckles.

Rosemary sips her wine and says, “The simplest things turn me off. I remember Marcus was trying go down on me once, he did it like a cat drinking warm milk.”

“HAHA WHAT?” I scream out.

“Like this... slurp, slurp.” Rosemary demonstrated a cat lick by lapping the wine out of her glass and we all laughed.

Sage spits her juice. “That is terrible, Rosie.”

Cassia drops to the floor laughing. Tears are running out of my eyes as I scream out laughing holding onto the island.

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