Page 165 of The Plan

“None taken.” Hazel turns back to Sage and shamelessly checks her out. “You’re hot as fuck, Sage. If you and August weren’t related, I’d suggest a threesome.”

“WHAT?!” Sage looks petrified. Lis and I are hysterical as she stares at Hazel, and my best friend just shakes her head in response.

“And this is why I wouldn’t suggest one,” Hazel says, her tone as bored as ever. Sage walks back to my room to change into the next outfit for the try-on haul she insisted on giving us until her phone rings.

Lis reaches for it for some reason. “Who’s chocolate and peanut emoji?” We turn back to Sage, and she spins to face us so fast I’m surprised she doesn’t fall on her ass.

“No one! You can just ignore—”

“Why thefuckare you ignoring me?”

Lis holds the phone out to us and smirks at the guy on the other line.

“And don’t even say you aren’t, Sage Loana.”

Lis mutes the phone as Sage makes her way into the living room. “Wow, he’s using your middle name? He sounds hot.”

“Lisette. Please—”

She unmutes it. “Can you state your name for the record?” Lis speaks into the phone, and Sage looks like she might actually jump into a black hole. I stifle a laugh at them. Lis is such an asshole and obviously finds bothering her sister entertaining.

“Who the fuck is this?” Sage reaches for her phone, but Lis stalks backward with it.

“I asked first.”

“I don’t give a shit. Where the fuck is Sage?”

Lisette’s brows raise, and I look over at Hazel, who gets comfortable for the show.

“Oh, you arerude.”

He lets out an obviously annoyed breath.

“Can you just tell us if you’re Mr. L or Mr. K who texted her that dirty message?”

“Lisette!” Sage lunges for her phone again, but Lis pushes her, and while she’s a lot smaller than Sage is, she pushes her pretty hard.Siblings at their finest.

“Mr. who? Sage, I swear—”

“No one texted me!”

“Where are—”

Lis hangs up and tosses the phone back to Sage. We all look at each other as Lis takes her seat again as if that didn’t just happen. Sage’s phone starts ringing again, and she lets out a sigh as she turns it off.

“Your boyfriend is rude. I don’t think the boys will like him.” She says it and smiles as if this were the best news ever.

“If you tell August or Sire—” The door opens, and we turn to find her brothers. I look between the girls, then the boys, then back at the girls.

Sage glances at Lis, then turns to her brothers with a smile. “Hey—”

“Your sister’s a whore!”

“OH MY GOD!”

I’m dying of laughter as Lisette smiles at how flustered Sage gets all over again.

“Stop fucking calling her that, Lisette,” Sire bites out.

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