Page 1 of Family Vacay

CHAPTER1

Jaxon

Logan:

What time are we leaving in the morning? And are we all taking one vehicle? I fucking hope not because I don’t like being cramped.

Isighed as I stared down at my phone. How did we not have all this worked out yet? We were all leaving for our annual family vacation tomorrow. It had been Spencer’s turn to pick the location this year, so we were heading for the beach. And honestly, after all the hours my son had been putting in at the hospital in the emergency room, hedeservedto choose our vacation spot.

Lately, he was at work more often than not, and when he did have time off, he was usually passed out in bed, dead to the world. We were all worried about the strain he was putting not only on his physical health but also his mental health, but he was determined to prove to the hospital he was worthy of being there.

I personally thought he didn’t have to prove a fucking thing, but Spencer was an adult, and I knew if things got too bad, Logan and Ezra would put an end to it.

Zeppelin:

Two cars, man. I don’t want to be stuck in a car with you for hours.

I rolled my eyes. I swear, those two were insufferable when they got together. They were constantly going back and forth, and Logan did everything he could to get on Zeppelin’s nerves. But honestly, Zep wasn’t much better. He was just as childish as my son-in-law.

Logan:

Fuck you, man. I’m a goddamn joy.

Ezra:

Can you two not? I’m not trying to feel my phone vibrate for the next three hours while you two bicker back and forth. Some of us have jobs that require our concentration so we don’t put a nail through our hand or something.

Logan:

You know you like it when I make things vibrate. ;)

Christ, Logan had no filter. It’d always been nonexistent, but I never got used to the shit he said.

Jaxon:

I’m in this chat. I know you don’t like respecting boundaries, but I don’t want to know about your sex life. Can we not, Logan?

Logan:

I know you’re no stranger to things vibrating either, Jax. I still remember when I accidentally got pocket dialed because Zeppelin left that fucking vibrating butt plug up your ass.

My cheeks heated in mortification. I’d hoped everyone had forgotten about that. It’d happenedtwofucking years ago. Zeppelin wanted to edge me while he was at work, and he could control the stupid thing from his phone. I’d been doing laundry when he’d turned it on unexpectedly, and I’d promptly fallen on my ass. My phone had been in my back pocket, Siri had called Logan, and Logan ended up listening to the vibration before he realized what was happening.

The voice message he sent me in a text still haunted me to this day. He’d been laughing so hard he could barely speak.

I threw the fucking plug away after. Zeppelin still missed it, but I refused to let him buy another one.

Zeppelin:

God, I miss that toy.

Eros:

Can we all keep our sex lives out of the family group chat? This family is weirdly close.

Logan:

The family that sexts together stays together.

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