Page 19 of Tinsel in Telluride

INDIE: I’m a simple woman.

WILLOW: Leigh you better call us the minute you touch down in Telluride.

LEIGH: I thought I’d have a whole two days free from those stupid dancing trolls. So would you like to clue me in as to why they’re the first thing Luca turned on in the car, claiming they’re Zach’s favorites?

LEIGH: You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that would you Willow?

WILLOW: Shit. That’s my fault. I told him that if Zach had meltdowns they were the only thing that would calm him. I thought I was helping.

LEIGH: I know you did but from now on please just let me handle this.

WILLOW: So you told him about Zach.

LEIGH: Unintentionally.

INDIE: Is he still as hot as I remember?

LEIGH: Hotter.

INDIE: Does he have that whole dad vibe going on?

LEIGH: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. He might not be the father.

WILLOW: But I mean he gets points for trying to make sure he has everything he needs for Zach there.

LEIGH: He does. But that doesn’t make up for being an asshole the minute Zach isn’t looking.

INDIE: HE DID WHAT?

WILLOW: Damn it, Luca.

LEIGH: We are just pulling up to the house. I’ll call you when I get settled.

INDIE: That sounds so domestic. Is Luca going to cook you dinner and tuck you in too?

LEIGH: We ate on the plane. And I’m not staying with Luca. Well not really.

WILLOW: It sounds like there’s a story there.

LEIGH: There is.

LEIGH: Apparently wanting my own accommodation means staying in the guest house of their vacation home.

INDIE: oh now that’s romantic.

WILLOW: Maybe you should just enjoy the vacation. I mean obviously also get the Monarch Hearts thing done. But also, vacation.

LEIGH: Don’t encourage this.

INDIE: Never. Why would we do that? It’s not like you’re a workaholic and need a break.

INDIE: Or you know, a wild night in bed.

LEIGH: How many times do I have to tell you that’s not going to happen?

INDIE: TWO YEARS LEIGHTON!

INDIE: Your pussy probably has cobwebs he’ll need to dust away.

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