Page 17 of The Bachelor Auction

Subject:Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Can you hide in a bathroom forever?

Seriously,whose side are you on? Is that because your ego’s hurt at the fact that I refuse to call you? Do youwantme to act on that attraction? I thought you wanted me all to yourself…or are you into sharing?

— Bumblebee07

Subject:Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Can you hide in a bathroom forever?

I wouldn’t mindhim warming you up for me.

— LuckyLuke

This conversation’sdefinitely taken a strange turn. I’m not sure that I like his generous, sharing streak. Maybe the guy’s a little too strange for me, but now’s not the time to ponder over that.

I switch off my iPhone and mentally prepare myself for the inevitable.

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